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Hot Asian In Police Woman Uniform

Dennis — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:06:29 -0400

Okay, so I've watched a movie called 'Raped By An Angel 2: The Uniform Fan'. Shit, I own the damn thing. Does this make me a pervert? Or a well-versed lover of foreign cinema? The two actually go hand in hand sometimes.

With this film, that's not the case. I bought it because I'm a pervert.

Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F-B-I Agent!

Kirk — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:27:32 -0500

Point Break is an awesome movie. In fact, it is in my opinion, Keanu Reeves' best work. Reeves is given the opportunity to shine in his portrayal of Ex-College Football star turned FBI agent, Johnny Utah. Reeves is sometimes criticized for his wooden performances, thankfully his role as Utah not only benefits from it but also requires it. But it doesn't end there...

Just Another Lazy Sunday

Haas — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:50:14 -0400

Silent save for the sound of a distant siren, Detective Lt. William Somerset (Morgan Freeman) prepares for the first day of his last week in hell. Over the years he has seen it all. If he is very fortunate he will be able to forget some of it as he heads into retirement.

Refined and modest, there is little more in William's kitchen than a chess board and morning light.

Bring Me The Head Of Gwyneth Paltrow

Haas — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:35 -0500

It's been kind of a crummy week for Detectives Somerset and Mills.

There was this creep out there, been picking people off. Deadly sin style. Already he's killed five people, with only wrath and envy still at large.

Plus, he took pot shots at the detectives in the hallway of his building. When Mills gave chase, this mook got the drop on him and swatted him upside his head. Real classy.

To top it all off, it's been raining cats and fuckin' dogs all week.

Deleting Fingerprints & Other Fantasies

Kirk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:55:25 -0500

Will Smith is one of those actors that I really want to like. He seems like a nice enough guy, and he seems to be fortunate enough to make a lot of fun movies. However, he rarely makes a movie that I actually like. Some are terrible, most are mediocre and very few are good. Men In Black is one of the few that I think are good. Perhaps having a suit-up scene is what does it for me.

Fifteen Years of Imprisonment... Five Days of Vengance

Cody — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:02:40 -0500

*(Note: for this review the R RATED US Tartan Asia Extreme DVD release was used)*

So it all starts with a naked man. Our villain, Woo-jin, played pitch-perfect by Ji-tae Yu, he steps out of a shower bare-assed. Right at the 01:30:12 mark. Please, please, please note the tramp stamp; get a good long look at it. It's drawn right down into his crack. Seriously; it's not just the ladies that rock the L.B.T. nowadays. The lower back tattoo is officially unisex. Like a pair of Converse All Stars or t-shirts. The color pink.