Suiting-Up is Easier When You Have a Vagina in Your Chest

Ben — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:23:38 -0400

Think quickly. You’re just told that the torture porn that you enjoy watching (no, not Saw) gives you hallucinations. You’re informed, by the same person, that you’re being used in a plot to get rid of the scum that watch said torture porn. Coincidentally enough you own this television station. In order to take the trash out to the curb your television station will show the torture porn which gives people hallucinations to make them weak, thus making North America stronger in order to compete with the rest of the world.

Peter Dvorsky

Suiting-Up is Easier When You Have a Vagina in Your Chest